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Summon the Bone Dragon

To suffer an uncontrollable erection that tears through one's pantaloons. Only a select few suffer from this condition, which occurs each year by the light of the hunter's moon.
Though he may walk amongst us as a normal man, come the autumnal equinox he will summon the bone dragon, thereby revealing himself.
by Green-Hat April 22, 2010
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Dragon Dew

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 2 parts each of Mountain Dew and Monster Energy Drink, and 1 part of Vodka. The drink is stirred and not shaken, because of its carbonated properties. Often hitting hard because of its carbonation and caffeine/other energy ingredients, it is a dangerous drink and should only be ingested by hardcore party-goers with no intentions of leaving the next morning.
Man, I'm still making phone calls apologizing to people. I should have never had that Dragon Dew the other night...
by TheFabHatter July 12, 2011
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dragon

(Please excuse the length of this definition, but I enjoy being thorough.)

In the traditional sense, dragons were large reptilian creatures first thought of in the medieval time. (medieval in the eastern and western sense.) In western realsm, the dragon was a greedy, tyranical brute who ate damsels, demolished villages, and kept a huge treasure hoarde. Mostly portrayed as a generally lizard-like creature with many crests and horns, terribley sharp claws, large teeth, sometimes quills or fur, and almost always wings. (Different variants occured, such as the wingless two-legged Linwurm, and the scorpion-tailed wyvern.)They might've also had a lion's or dog's head.

In the eastern realms, dragons were beneficial and wise. They did of course keep their treasure hoardes, a dragon is nothing without his shinies. (They're very good eating.)They were snakelike, colourful, posessed deer-antlers, usually had a mane of fur or a crest of the stuff running down their back. They were awfully powerful beings, usually close to the gods, and lived in mountains, and sometimes in the ocean. I don't kinow much more...I'm pretty sure they could breathe scalding water instead of fire.

Nowadays, dragons are an icon. Anime' abuses them, fantasy novels use them, and D&D keeps them sacred. In DD, there are two main types of dragons, called true dragons(western variety).

Here's a list...

Metallic (Good) Dragons

Gold: Looks much like a cross between a western and eastern dragon, breathes
fire, very wise. (Wings look like large fins.)

Silver: Traditional western dragon, with tall fin. Breathes frost, serene and graceful. (My favourite.)

Brass: Again a traditional western dragon. has connecting its limbs to its body, aquatic. Breathes lightning, fascinated with war. (Still good, though.)

Brass: Traditional western, has the fin-like wings of the goldy. Breathes fire, LOVES to talk.

Copper: Traditional western, fin-like wings. Spits acid. Incorrigable prankster.

Chromatic (EVIL!) dragons. (note all of them are traditionaly western.)

Red: Lives to destroy, incredibley greedy (even for a dragon.) Breathes fire (obviously).

Blue: Vain, proud, would do anything to save its hide. Breathes lightning.

Green: Manipulator, honey-tongued, curious of other creatures. Very interesting breath weapon, it spits a cloud of corrosive vapour. (My favourite chromey.)

Black: Horrible temper, territorial, cruel. Spits acid.

White: Very STUPID. Breathes frost. (More of an animal than a higher being.)

Note that these dragons are intelligent (except thew white), and cast magic, speak, manipulate, conquer, what have you. Most of the above stuff is from DD..
"Look, Sir Thelonius is slaying the Lindwurm!"

"Shinrao will help us, he'll know what to do."

"SILVER DRAGON! PRETTY!"

"GREEN DRAGON! PRETTY!"
by Alec October 1, 2004
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purple dragon

Purple Dragon is an alcoholic beverage made by leaching the buds, leaves, or stems of the cannabis plant (purple sticky punch) in a high-proof clear alcohol. The THC dissolves into the alcohol resulting in a dark purple liquid.
Clinton; "I didn't inhale, I just took a few shoots of purple dragon....so it doesn't count!"
by nicholec82 April 29, 2010
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Dragonball Z

Dragonball Z is a highly popular show, People love it in every country. One of the Most popular shows on cartoon network. Mainly Having to do with Goku, Vegeta, Trunks, Goten, Gohan. An the enemy's Frieza, The Androids, Majin Buu, Baby ETC.
Dragonball Z - Ready Goten?! Ready Trunks!!

Fus....ion.....Ha!!!!!!
by Cody Wasemiller January 1, 2009
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Dragon Ballz

During Genital Stimulation. Before male explosion The man positions his cock in front of the ladies face and simultaneously with ejaculation makes the hand gestures of a Kame Blast positioning his pork sword between his palms while yelling "Kamehameha".
My boyfriend executed the Dragon Ballz maneuver and his power levels were off the charts.
by luv vagina March 20, 2010
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dragon breath

I would date her, but she's got dragon breath.
by j February 14, 2005
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