Dong Licker

being so bored you want to see what happens when you search dong licker on wikipedia. You know what it means. I know you know what it means. I live in your walls. Check your bathroom. I shoved your toothbrush up my anus and watched you brush your teeth with it.

i know you are the real dong licker here James.

by deengloremenglormness May 16, 2022

Dong bomb

Heimerdinger's stun/slow bomb

That dong bomb hit me so I'm dead

by Donger's bomb May 5, 2018

saggy dong

The man the myth the legend who wears tight pajama pants that define the lines of his penis, hence the name saggy dong.

"Senior saggy dong sold me some crack last ween behind Walmart "

by Duck pickle May 10, 2016

Sped Dong

A reference to a sped who has a large penis. As the myth goes, most special education boys have large penises.

"Yo i heard that retard has a HUGE penis!"

"Yeah no shit sherlock, hes got a sped dong"

by Exactlybruh November 6, 2019

Konky Dong

Donkey Kong's large, abnormal penis.

Phrase originated from Luigi's Ballad- Starbomb.

Donkey Kong, that's a nice Konky Dong you got right there.

I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konky Dong! -Starbomb

by T0mBoi May 22, 2016

pewshing-dong

Means 'your fat' or 'fat' in the language of Gianalexagail

Mary: He's SO pewshing-dong!
George: I know girl!

by NinjaCookiesx3 May 12, 2011

Dong Brow

Someone acting like an exceptionally big asshole. Worse than both an asshole and dickhead.

Wow bro, why would you do that? That's a real dong brow move, I swear!

Shut up dong brow, I don't want to hear it.

by armchair_hero April 23, 2019