Docking

Fucking your best “not” gay friend’s foreskin.

For Tim and Zach, docking at Kelly’s Island has a completely different meaning.

by Jim Darr April 13, 2022

The Dry Dock

The act of turning off the water to a toilet, then flushing the water out of bowl and tank. After this is accomplished, take you poop in said dry commode.

I did the Dry Dock to that bitch Tami before I left her house. It's going to take a jackhammer to get that shit off the bowl!

by The cocks December 12, 2019

Super Docking

When two men use a pocket pussy at the same time to simulate bottoming out.The act commences when one man ejaculates into the other man’s urethra.

Bjoe and troll2fan were super docking in the film booth at the sex shop because they couldn’t afford separate pocket pussies.

by DontBeTodd March 14, 2018

Tesla Docking Station

When two guys who own electric cars meet up. After a couple of street beers, they end up pulling their foreskins back and locking them together whilst they talk about full self driving.

Did you hear about Karl and Glenn at the marina? Yeah, they are doing the usual Friday Tesla Docking Station

by Fullgae September 12, 2025

Docked

A chance to chill and relax, or a chance to get some jobs done.

We were so docked this weekend, didn’t go anywhere.

I’m just going to dock tonight and get some personal admin done.

by Capowatch August 3, 2022

friendship dock

When a man tries to steal his girlfriends friends immediately after they start dating.

Martha hated when Rodrigo was friendship docking by always wanting to hang out with her BFF.

by Sluggers April 14, 2018

Dock Ho’s

Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.

Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!

Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020