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sleep dicking 

The attempted misplacement of the penis while the 'unfortunate target' of the 'slip of the sausage' dreams of an uncomfortable anal experience. The unfortunate target generally wakes up complaining about having a sore bottom, to which the 'sleep dicker' pretends he has no idea.
"Bud! My ass hurts! You weren't sleep dicking were you?" "Huh? You must've rolled over on the flashlight!"
sleep dicking by bobtucker July 30, 2008

skittle dicking 

When you strategically place Skittles under your foreskin prior to a good blow job session so the female (or male if you're into that) gets a good mouthful of Skittles while going down on you.
Brenda: "I spat the rainbow this morning!"

Kent: "You were totally Skittle dicking Stephen last night!"
skittle dicking by Trent Clendenning September 15, 2009

Sir Dickington

A name used to describe an individual who is both fancy and hungry for the cock
Wow, Sir Dickington over there sure looks flamboyant today
Where one avoids another due to being scared or a coward.
The term 'ducking' is often used in combat sports such as boxing.
David Haye is 'ducking' the Klitschko brothers. He is a coward and/or chicken. For over two years David Haye has stated he is going to 'beat up' the two Klitschkos but doesnt want to fight them. He has made up numerous excuses not to fight them and even pulled out of a fight one week before it was scheduled.
ducking by paulrmcf December 9, 2010
When a girl puts two pringles in her mouth to form the illusion of a duck's bill and procedes to insert a penis though the "duck bill".
Dude I was munching on my pringles when this bitch came up to me and asked took two of them and started ducking me.
Ducking by Zuraxs Blows August 10, 2009

dicking around 

Stuffing around. Generally messing around without any real purpose (except possibly avoidance).
Stop dicking around and back me some pie.
dicking around by Stuart October 31, 2003