Dink

Noun: Someone who is stupid or dumb; all around unintelligent

Adj: Of or related to someone who is stupid or dumb; all around unintelligent

“My cousin married his sister- their kids are total dinks

by Dinkwizrd June 25, 2025

Dink

An acronym, most commonly used in popular culture as “dual income no kids” to refer to adult relationships in which they both work and have no kids

Being a dink can allow you to have so much more time to yourself

by Crackersmacker6969 December 9, 2023

Dink

Like a dork but dorkier

You're such a dink

by Tartarusofhades February 6, 2018

DINK

Dual Income, No Kids.

Can also be DINKWAD - Dual Income, No Kids, with a Dog.

We will never give up DINK life.

by Ahr-tee March 29, 2024

don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.

Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."

by macinlor September 7, 2016

Dink

Someone who has a very intelligent pea brain, but wanders often.

"That dink over there just seen a squirrel pass by behind him!"

by JustonTheContractor June 12, 2018

DINK

Acronym: Dual Income, No Kids

They go married and don’t want kids because “kids are too high maintenance and are another form of tax” on their money. They got that dink energy in them.

by NephilimSlayer1776 December 10, 2023