by Rinkydinkenjoyer July 02, 2021
by alphadog101 April 25, 2011
This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).
It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."
Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
by macinlor February 19, 2016
Person1: hey dude I just took a tab of LSD!
Person2: did you say dink and slink before?!
Person1: no?
Person2: damn dude, your gonna have a bad trip!
Person2: did you say dink and slink before?!
Person1: no?
Person2: damn dude, your gonna have a bad trip!
by ploopas October 29, 2021
Dude, I washed my dink in a glass one night before Becky came over for sexy time. After we were done the deed she reached over and drank my dink water. She asked me why I had a glass of salt water next to my bed. I couldn’t break it to her that I had washed my dink in it quickly before she came over.
by Redheadedstepchild12 February 12, 2022
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