dicklexia

a rare condition where you accidentally mistake one man’s dick for another’s

Sorry babe, it wasn’t cheating — it was just my dicklexia acting up again.

by xxsn September 23, 2025

Dickled

When your male partner is the big spoon and he gets an erection in the middle of the night.

Or part of one...

I woke up at 2: 00am thinking something was crawling on me, but I was just being dickled by Bob.

by Charlie Chox in a box October 27, 2025

Dickle

Lame ass girl named chassidy

You acting like a dickle

by Turtlehead02 December 16, 2025

Shit-Dickle'ing

When you are doing anal with a partner, and said partner has loosened up to the point where feces have begun their journey towards the rectum. Your "John Thomas" is being surrounded with anal butter essentially pickling your schlong. In other words, "Shit-Dickle'ing".

Man: Oh my god what is happening?
Woman: Honey, you're evolving!
Man: NooooOOOooooOOoooo!
Man: You're Shit-Dickle'ing me!

by Sollathar June 16, 2015

Bryan Dickey

Bryan Dickey is a jew with a tiny peen and he is very gay so if you see him kick him in the throat.

Bryan Dickey is a faggot.

by Lilbailey420 May 10, 2019

pick dickle

The term you use when when you want to play with someone’s penis

Kelly: yea you see that hot guy over there? He’s a real pick dickle
Pam: no actually he’s kind of ugly I wouldn’t really like that

by Jimbo96 June 17, 2020

Pickle Dickle

Another name for Dick

Girl, you craving a pickle dickle tonight? ;)

by kdndk January 13, 2021