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Soft Dickin'

The act of being off the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods, while being actively employed at DICK'S Sporting Goods.
Employee #1: What are you up to today? If you're Soft Dickin', would you like to come over and watch the Seahawks game with me!

Employee #2: Hell yeah I'm Soft Dickin'. I'll be right over!
by Big D's DICKtionary January 18, 2020
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Dirty dicking

The act of fucking one chick and then before showering fucking another chick.
She'd be pissed if she knew I gave her a dirty dicking!
by Beanergeuise November 12, 2020
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Monkey Dicking Around

A term my football coach would use when we would not do the drills or wouldn’t listen to him. He also would say when we bring our jerseys to school and we spilled ketchup from our school made glizzys we would have to run.
by Gsjldxnjfx November 15, 2020
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Fake Dicking

When male puts in an extraordinary effort during sex with a female. This is often due to the male being under the influence of narcotics or sexual stimulants such as viagra or cialis. The male knows this effort far exceeds his normal ability but does not disclose this to the female.
Mole Hopkins: “I gave this chick a fake dicking last night, I hope she doesn’t expect that again”.
by Melvin Smiley May 10, 2021
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Slum Dickin

When a wealthy independent woman engages in sexual activity with a man who is insolvent or has negative equity.
Hey girl, my kid’s with his father tonight, let’s go slum dickin.
by Dev3L0pM!nd June 24, 2021
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Slum Dickin

When a wealthy independent woman has engages in sexual activity with a man who is insolvent or has negative equity.
Hey girl, my kid’s with their father tonight, let’s go slum dickin.
by Dev3L0pM!nd June 24, 2021
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Tech-Dicking

A sex act in which while receiving fellatio, the recipient attempts sick-ass tricks with a miniature skateboard known as a Tech-Deck on the back of the one giving the blow job.
"So my girlfriend came over last night and brought her fingerboards with her. We were Tech-Dicking all night "
by SilkyJ August 25, 2021
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