Crunk-a-dile

(noun) A crocodile/alligator (or a person with crocodile-esque skin, a crocodile-esque teeth, or in any way shape or form resembeling a crocodile) who gets drunk and stoned at the same time. See Crunk

Craig: oh man...I don't remember a damn thing from last night. I was too drunk.

Eric: well, we gave that ugly woman with the crooked teeth and the scales on her hands a joint and a 24 pack. In a matter of minutes we turned her into a crunk-a-dile.

Craig: That's just nasty man.

Crunk-a-dile by Tom Pants February 13, 2008

crunk cabin 

a place built by dumb people to go and get crunk and smammered.

Dude, we're going to the crunk cabin tonight to get smammered!

crunk cabin by wercoolandnotdruggies December 27, 2010

crunk l-u-c 

Messed up like uncooked chicken, super nasty, beyond distasteful.

Tyreesa is so crunk l-u-c! We got all naked and she touched me with her dried up, nasty hard-ass feet.

crunk l-u-c by luquinda j April 28, 2005

crunk crank 

being under the influence and dialing that special gurl u luv, but may be afraid 2 luv, mostly resulting in not being able 2 speak when she answers anyway...like drunk dialing but a crank cuz he doesn't say shit...lol

"I got a crunk crank from Mark again. He's so in luv, he just doesn't know wut 2 do about it! I dig crunk cranks from him cuz i luv him 2!"

crunk crank by Lorelei Lee July 4, 2005

Crunk Penguin 

When your so 'CRUNK' that a penguin becomes attractive in a sexual manner.

Urban man 1 - "Sup bitch, lets murk this homie and kidnap his bi-yatch".
Urban man 2 - "yeah im feelin a bit of crunk Penguin tonight."
Urban man 1 - "Fo Shizzle"

Crunk Penguin by damsean102 February 28, 2008

crunk down 

Verb phrase
to party; hang; throw down, in a crazy crunk manner.

I'm gonna crunk down with my boys this weekend.

crunk down by B. Hendrick June 26, 2008

Crunk-a-lunk 

A ghetto expression for something frustrating or suprising.

Crunk-a-lunk!,the fuzz thought they had me,but get this,possesion is 9/10 of the law

Crunk-a-lunk by D-Train December 3, 2004