Creeper

1. a person that bring his unwanted goods to people of the opposite sex.

2. desperate for sexual attention

3. Knobb

1. He wouldn't leave me alone, he's such a creeper.

2. I need to bone so bad. I'm gunna be a creeper tonight.

3. What ever you do, don't get in the creeper's Jetta.

by MattDamon Keanu Reeves DIXX February 11, 2010

sleeper creeper

masturbating and ejaculating over someone's face while they are asleep.

I totally gave that fat bitch a sleeper creeper

by thepinksyd January 8, 2010

Dump Creeper

When you're taking a dump in a stall, and another guy takes a dump right in the stall next to you. There are three (3) stalls, but he chooses that one.

Not only that, but he waits until you're done with your business before he leaves. Because nobody wants to show their faces after a dump. That would be office suicide.

So anyway, you're rushed, because you need to finish, and also - you're nervous when you're washing your hands, that he'll come out, and you'll know who the Dump Creeper was.

But in any case, he'll ruin your entire dump experience, you can be sure of that.

#1) Dude, my regularly scheduled Monday morning 10am dump was spoiled by some really bad Dump Creeper.

#2) Man, I think it was Elliott. He loves doing that.

by halpwr July 23, 2012

trumpet creeper

A guy (or girl) who atempts butt stuff with no warning during sexual activity.

Brian tried to sneak a finger in the back door the other night. What a trumpet creeper.

by candy slamberg February 19, 2015

Cabbage Creeper

N. A guy who constantly tries to get with smelly girls. This person has no standards whatsoever, and will openly get with anything or anyone, even a person that smells as bad as cabbage.

Jeff: Yo dude did you see that gurl that Ryan was hittin it with last night?
Eric: Ya man she fuckin' smelled like ass, he's sucha Cabbage Creeper!

by YourBetchness December 7, 2011

Jeepers Creepers

2 of the most straight up gay shit that was ever produced. The director and actors should be crucified.

Damn bitch did you see Jeepers Creepers?
Yeah, why else would i be bleeding from the eyes?

by Bill May 13, 2005

Creeper

A lower version of chronic. In other words, when you want some dank ass weed, but you dont have quiet enough for chronic, you need creeper. Which is the step down. Potent smoke that still has crystals like chronic

"Fuck, We dont have enough money to get a good high tonight, i guess we will have to get some stress weed-Dude 1

"fuck no, lets get some of that creeper"-guy 2

by killerbong March 7, 2008