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ass cracker

a cracker that is inserted neatly between ones ass cheeks.

(think the bird in Aladin, the type of crackers that are always being inserted into his mouth by the sultan....now think of those sticking out between ones butt cheeks)
Hey man wanna an ass cracker? With a lil butt cheese they are better than ritz crackers!!
by Madam Buttcheese May 19, 2007
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Cracker Ass Cracker

Compound word, used to refer to white honkey bullshit, crackers, who write stupid slang terms using the word "nigger".
by Tony9Grind January 6, 2004
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cracker

Food for parrots.
Also, a racist name for white people.
by xChiodosx July 24, 2008
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cracker rap

Commercial country music. Not the classic stuff, but the twangy modern mass marketed country that's all about trucks, cowboy hats, etc.

Like rap music, every singer sounds the same and sings about the same stuff. Unlike rap, it's aimed at white people, or at least some white people.

Rap for hicks.
It seemed like every truck stop Jamie stopped at between Minneapolis and Spokane was blaring cracker rap on the outside speakers.
by tuftskins January 19, 2010
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cracker smacker

A black male who only sleeps with white girls.
by bigdids March 20, 2013
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Graham Cracker

Someone who is initially fun to be around but is more and more boring as you get to know them, similar to the way a graham cracker tastes.
"Shannon is so fun!"

"You only say that because you've just met her. She's a graham cracker."
by iamck December 18, 2012
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Fuzzle-mcnut-cracker

A random word used as an expletive like damn and shit but will make your friends laugh and keep you out of trouble.
*Stubs toe* OW fuzzle-mcnut-cracker!
*gets insulted* oh shut up you fuzzle-mcnut-cracker!
by Xela the Great (Pretender) April 20, 2006
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