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urinate into this crater

Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with the words "Please listen carefully to this recording..."

The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.

The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."

He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
They need to urinate into this crater.
by Drapen August 15, 2022
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Toot of crakter

An expression of disbelief or an accusation of dishonesty often used to describe scandal.
Oh, great heavens, this fellow spews nothing but toot of crakter!
by scholarly fella June 29, 2023
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People who move into the chapter house

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People who move into the chapter house are homosexual
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Same book, but different chapters

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1: "I love you."
2: "We're on the same book, but different chapters."
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but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?

John0512 made TST group, one of his many accomplishments.
john: I made TST group
you: but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?
john: :sob:
by incompleteusern October 9, 2023
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