orange crackers

Crackers that are orange, typically a very bright unnatural orange. A tasty treat but tastes like chemicals.

Can I get the orange crackers?

Why? They taste like shit.

Yeah that’s the point.

by Possibly autistic April 23, 2023

Cracker Player

A white girl who can get anything she wants but won't commit to anything.

Stop lying , you cracker player!

by sixty six and no more March 03, 2021

snacky crackers

something you snack on after snorting a line

yo dude I got the munchies after that line
its all good man, i got those snacky crackers to munch on

by niggerdicktaint January 05, 2017

Jesus Crackers

Communion bread. Only funnier and truer. Best used in the context of satirizing Christianity and in humoring the physical appearance of the bread.

Friend: "I went to church today"
Friend 2: "Ouu what'd you do?"
Friend: "We heard a homily and prayed and received communion!"
Friend 2: "yOu mEan yOu aTe jEsuS cRackErs"

by the Dan Dan that Can Can April 14, 2020

sea cracker

A fucking nigger squirrel

He was a sea cracker.

by Robert E.lee September 06, 2017

Matzo crackers

A derogatory term about Jewish people....Matzo because they are Jewish....Crackers because they are white....

The matzo crackers over there want more challah bread....

by Happy Bunny March 25, 2021

cracker jacked

when a black persons car gets jacked by a white person

hey DeAndre did you see Terrel get cracker jacked

by gfeuighfjkesh October 15, 2011