Cracker Player

A white girl who can get anything she wants but won't commit to anything.

Stop lying , you cracker player!

by sixty six and no more March 3, 2021

Pocket Cracker

A white (cockasian) male who has gained wealth through his father (daddy’s money)

Johnathon: “Hey Connor, nice squatted truck”
Connor: “Thanks, I’m a pocket cracker”

by Slight_Mistake August 26, 2021

Jesus Crackers

Communion bread. Only funnier and truer. Best used in the context of satirizing Christianity and in humoring the physical appearance of the bread.

Friend: "I went to church today"
Friend 2: "Ouu what'd you do?"
Friend: "We heard a homily and prayed and received communion!"
Friend 2: "yOu mEan yOu aTe jEsuS cRackErs"

by the Dan Dan that Can Can April 13, 2020

sea cracker

A fucking nigger squirrel

He was a sea cracker.

by Robert E.lee September 6, 2017

Cracker Attack

When someone has had enough of you being all up in their space, and smashes a cracker in your face.

YOU JUST GOT CRACKER ATTACKED!

by blaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh October 22, 2010

Cracker boobs

The white not tan portions of a woman's boobs under their swimsuits while the rest of them is tan.

Jesse wore a bikini so much this summer now she has cracker boobs

by M1dgetonst1lts January 2, 2017

Nut Cracker

When you get hit in the your balls so hard that they crack.

If Karam doesn’t stop harassing Dalia she’s going to give him a Nut Cracker

by The_Ulimate_Noob November 12, 2020