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Dumber than Miss South Carolina

When someone gives the answer to a different question because they are too dumb to understand the question they were asked.
Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.
Q. What is your opinion on the global warming issue?
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.

That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina
by Brunette from the North August 10, 2009
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Caroline

Hayden: I love caroline.
Laurie: Caroline's are bitches.
Hayden: Unless you know ALL the Caroline's in the world your wrong.
by lmao@yerface.com July 14, 2009
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South Carolina

The most schizophrenic state in the lower 48. Characterized by randomly friendly people in certain counties followed by homicidal rednecks ready to shoot the first person who crosses the tire swing in the front yard.

No federal highway taxes, shitty highways, no state inspections, the country's highest insurance rates, the worst DMV east of the Mississippi, and a Governor using state money to fly to rail his South American mistress. Does it get any better than this?

But also a beautiful state, amazing scenery and mountains, as well as beaches, and nonetheless, some of the most beautiful women in the United States.

The second craziest state, second ONLY to the People's Republic of California.
The Governator should come run for election here in South Carolina. He just might feel at home.
by DEFAMATION803 October 9, 2010
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caroline forbes

the best character in the entire world

the love of klauss life
a bright light in a sea of darkness

beautiful and strong
by eatmydickufuckinglittlecuntboo February 3, 2021
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caroline

caroline's love their brother ;)
Caroline: i love you, brother ;)
Brother: i love you too, sister ;)
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south carolina

It's a myth. Don't let people fool you, it's not really there.
Person 1: Hey man, ever been to South Carolina?
Person 2: What's South Carolina?
Person 1: It's right below North Carolina.
Person 2: That's Georgia...
by sunshineluhv June 17, 2010
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Breathe Carolina

The best emotronic band that ever exsisted. Their music is great for dancing, singing, screaming, crying, and cutting to!

The lead vocals are sung by David who is my future husband.
Kyle who does the screaming is going to be my best friend.
Taco: Why are you crying?

Jordan: I love Breathe Carolina so much.. I miss Will.
by Sincerely Jordan November 2, 2008
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