Evil flying pink cooter monkey

Taylor's new name. It's out of love I swear.

The girl whom makes me kick myself in the ass every time I talk to her... the girl I ignored due my own ignorance.

Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
lol tard
Ese Loco says:
and back with the name calling...?!?!?!?
Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
it's tough love

by dguitarman2001 November 9, 2008

Cooter Boof

The act of expelling marijuana smoke into the female vaginal canal with the intent of intoxication.

Dude I cooter boofed her so hard she was blowing smoke rings

by BoofinKing May 16, 2025

balding cooter

the cooter of a very old lady, so old in fact it is losing its hair

Rob: "ew dans mom is like 70, i would never hit that she probably has a balding cooter."

by balding cooter owner September 9, 2010

Possum Cooter

This term is used whenever you encounter an outrageously foul smelling vagina.

John- "Hey what's happening man? What did you do last night?"

Dan- "I went out with my work buds and hooked up with a girl. We went home and fucked!!"

John- "Sweet dude, that's awesome!!!"

Dan- "Yeah, but the thing is, her pussy was so nasty, I still can't get this possum cooter stank off of my cock & balls."

by dizzotizzo October 13, 2015

Cooter Wacker

its basically another way to say coochie or pussy etc. can also be referred to as cooter

"Hey emile, I know we're step siblings, but can I take a peek at your cooter wacker?"

by weedwhacker13 December 14, 2024

Cooter web

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.

Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!

by Elizzle Dizzle January 2, 2012

cooter huff

To kick someone in the vagina with the very tip of the shoe.

" dude i cooter huffed claudia yesterday, it was so funny"

by jnaylor13 February 20, 2017