quarter condom

The plastic wrapping for rolls of quarters, when found discarded in community laundry facilities they look like old condoms.

That laundry room was so filthy--the floor was covered in odd socks, old dryer sheets and quarter condoms.

by coyotemutt October 28, 2011

Used Condom

Someone as useful as a nothing

That one guy in our group is being a total used condom

by King Pigblox December 3, 2021

No condom rule

Having sex with a women and pulling out before you cum

"wanna no condom rule?"
"Yeah but be sure to pull out"

by Homelessman52 September 23, 2016

Condom Skid

When you shit into a condom, freeze it, and fuck a chick with it.

I came too fast, so i pleasured her with the old condom skid

by Vomit Sack Jensen August 9, 2003

condom sense

like common sense. its common sense for having sex by using a condom

guy 1- dude.. i got my girl pregnant..
guy 2- wft man. you didn't use protection? now thats just a lack of condom sense

by alliOG October 18, 2008

condom break

when kelsey and nick are about to fuck in my moms king size bed with silk sheets and right before they do the condom breaks and nick punches my moms head board and it sounds like they are fucking but they really arent haha and then they come back down at four in the morning so we can all laugh at them

"FUCK! i had a condom break now i cant hit that shit"

by somebody from 6/14 July 20, 2006

Condom Licker

1)One who licks condoms.
2)One who is only worthy of the most vile diet
3)One who clings to others and would do anything to fit in and be accepted. One willing to humiliate themselves for the amusement of others.

That kid you hang out with that nobody really likes.

1: "Yo, Johnny, come eat this piece of shit"
Johnny: "sure!"
1: "what a condom licker"

by cobrakaidojo September 15, 2007