Name for any type of spam, malware, or virus protection used on computers.
Norton, WindowLiveCare, McAfee, ETC..
Norton, WindowLiveCare, McAfee, ETC..
Example 1:
Friend #1: Hey, you better make sure you're wearing a cyber condom when you go on that website!
Friend #2: Yeah, you better listen to him, last time I went there I had tons of pop-ups that covered my computer.
Example 2:
Friend #1: Hey go download that song for me, but make sure you have a cyber condom on, I wouldn't want you to get cyber herpes, aka a virus.
Friend #1: Hey, you better make sure you're wearing a cyber condom when you go on that website!
Friend #2: Yeah, you better listen to him, last time I went there I had tons of pop-ups that covered my computer.
Example 2:
Friend #1: Hey go download that song for me, but make sure you have a cyber condom on, I wouldn't want you to get cyber herpes, aka a virus.
by JRanallo July 7, 2011
Get the Cyber Condommug. A condom that vibrates.
An ad:
Now introducing the new and improved... SUPER CONDOM!!~~
They come with their own rechargable nuclear powered batteries, all you have to do is stick em up something with electricity!
There are more styles than ever, big, small and for those norwegian folk, SUPREMECY.
Now, ladies, beware of this condom as it will shake your pussy to death.
The new and improved SUPER CONDOM has amazing powers of vibration and will cause you to cum in much less time, and for all those pornstars, I hope you have fun..
Steelck Intense Orgasmic Vibrating Condom,
Release all your pleasures.
An ad:
Now introducing the new and improved... SUPER CONDOM!!~~
They come with their own rechargable nuclear powered batteries, all you have to do is stick em up something with electricity!
There are more styles than ever, big, small and for those norwegian folk, SUPREMECY.
Now, ladies, beware of this condom as it will shake your pussy to death.
The new and improved SUPER CONDOM has amazing powers of vibration and will cause you to cum in much less time, and for all those pornstars, I hope you have fun..
Steelck Intense Orgasmic Vibrating Condom,
Release all your pleasures.
Girl: "Hey baby, wanna try out the new vibrating condoms? They seem amazing."
Boy: "Oh.. yes.. ooh lala.."
Boy: "Oh.. yes.. ooh lala.."
by NotY1ddyt January 20, 2018
Get the vibrating condomsmug. by Homelessman52 September 23, 2016
Get the No condom rulemug. by Vomit Sack Jensen August 9, 2003
Get the Condom Skidmug. guy 1- dude.. i got my girl pregnant..
guy 2- wft man. you didn't use protection? now thats just a lack of condom sense
guy 2- wft man. you didn't use protection? now thats just a lack of condom sense
by alliOG October 18, 2008
Get the condom sensemug. when kelsey and nick are about to fuck in my moms king size bed with silk sheets and right before they do the condom breaks and nick punches my moms head board and it sounds like they are fucking but they really arent haha and then they come back down at four in the morning so we can all laugh at them
by somebody from 6/14 July 20, 2006
Get the condom breakmug. 1)One who licks condoms.
2)One who is only worthy of the most vile diet
3)One who clings to others and would do anything to fit in and be accepted. One willing to humiliate themselves for the amusement of others.
2)One who is only worthy of the most vile diet
3)One who clings to others and would do anything to fit in and be accepted. One willing to humiliate themselves for the amusement of others.
That kid you hang out with that nobody really likes.
1: "Yo, Johnny, come eat this piece of shit"
Johnny: "sure!"
1: "what a condom licker"
1: "Yo, Johnny, come eat this piece of shit"
Johnny: "sure!"
1: "what a condom licker"
by cobrakaidojo September 15, 2007
Get the Condom Lickermug.