Civetta Bolide

The car thats often used for supercar meshslaps in a game called BeamNG.

Also apparently the only vanilla supercar in the game; fitted with a flat-plane V8, and a pop-up headlights.

Nova: "Damn, that Lamborghini Gallardo mod looks nice."
Cine: "Its a disguised Civetta Bolide."

Baron: "What jbeam does the Ferrari F40 use?"
Jack: "Apparently an unedited bolide jbeam for now."

by That Protogen November 13, 2021

Cleve

An edgy, badass motherfucker. He'll kick your ass at anything except Mariocart. You might mistake him for a Little nba youngboy at first glance. He's very cute or funny at all times.

Cleve is not the one to be fucked with.

by BEEKA$H November 22, 2021

Cleveland Conduit

Type MC or AC cable used instead of RMC EMT or Tray. Scabby installation.

Embarrassing quality work.

That entire job was done with Cleveland Conduit. Looks really shitty.

by CallbynameSlurp July 8, 2022

Animal clever

Possessing skills of a shady or possibly shady nature. Applied to people of little intellect.

X:"She got fired as a Walmart greeter cuz she kept telling the customers they dressed like they shopped there too much already, so she filed a lawsuit saying her free speech rights had been violated and she won a huge settlement. wtf?!"

Y:"Yeah, she's animal clever for sure!"

X:"He's too dumb to follow the directions on a can of corn, but he's the go to man if you ever lock your keys in your car."

Y:"Some people are just animal clever."

by Vardogr June 21, 2010

Portable Cleveland Steamer

Another name for the Steam Deck, predicted by Gape Newell several years before the actual steam deck was revealed.

The Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter. It'll provide you some jack pleasure on the toilet. You know whatever you need it for...

by Uncle Gubber September 11, 2023

"Anne of Cleves" Effect

The "Anne of Cleves" Effect refers to when someone doesn't look as good as they do on a picture.

It was first observed when Henry VIII wanted to marry Anne of Cleves after only seeing a painting of her

#1: How was the date?
#2: Oof. She looked nothing like her bio picture
#1: "Anne of Cleves" Effect?
#2: What?

by dave_the_wave June 9, 2019

Asian Palm Civet

The Asian palm civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) is a viverrid native to South and Southeast Asia. In Indonesia, it is threatened by poaching and illegal wildlife trade; buyers use it for the increasing production of kopi luwak, a form of very expensive coffee that involves ingestion and excretion of the beans by the animal.

Roxanne has a pet Asian Palm Civet. She swears that brown gold comes out of his asshole. People want to brew her pet civet's shit

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020