The Climenshag

Sibling to the Huras Shag, the Climenshag is the act of parting your pubic hair late Old Testament Moses to enable your companion to access your meat stick the night of consummating your marriage. Maybe you find an old piece of gum, maybe a paper clip, or maybe your child innocence that you’re about to lose. Choose your own adventure and Climenshag it up

“Yo bro, I tried the Huras shag last night and honestly I should’ve started with the Climenshag…”

by Thick’s#1Fan July 17, 2024

Spanish Cement

Hard dried semen

I orgasmed so hard I passed out and when I woke up I was covered in Spanish cement

by Lingtora November 4, 2023

silas clevenger

silas clevenger has a forever love for isabelle. isabelle and silas love having touchy interactions and silas loves saying slurs.

silas clevenger: hey isabelle wanna tango?
isabelle: hell yeah

by dalesagersfav69 January 24, 2024

Nagarjuna Cement

cement that prevented 9/11

construction worker: "what type of cement should we use?"
construction worker 2: "nagarjuna cement"
construction worker: "oh, i'm dumb, that kind prevnted 9/11. genius!"

by Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland June 13, 2024

michigan cement

An unpaved road. The term origin ates from the low percentage of paved roads versus all roads.

I didn't plan my route well and ended up driving on a lot of Michigan cement.

by Rider Jack November 23, 2025

Dent vent cement

Feaces.

She opened her dent vent and covered the car bonnet with dent vent cement.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

boys dorm cement mixer

When a common bathroom toilet is clogged and people keep shitting in it until it can’t be plunged and the shit turns rock hard.

Call maintenance, we have another boys dorm cement mixer in stall 3.

by Boysdormstaff January 25, 2020