Claustrophobia

The fear of Sante Claus. Usally effects squids in wells.

Person 1:"Get off my foot I have claustrophobia!"
Person 2:" That means he's afraid of Sante Claus!"

by Tust Me I Know January 25, 2015

Rebel without a cause

Rebel without a cause - someone who does not fit in society because there different most of them feel that they are losers and they don't belong anywhere as no one understands then,these people are often considered unique they are also considered to have sensitive feelings and more open to people and they love too much and they care about other peoples feeling more then them selves.

James dean was a rebel without a cause

by True123 July 8, 2014

santa claus

Most likely a mythical modern retelling of a mystic group of hallucinogenic mushroom-eating Siberian shaman who wore red and white outfits, snuck in through the chimneys of villagers and distributed the sacred mushroom Amanita Muscaria. Other associations from the popular myth easily fall into place. The reindeer is the animal most associated with Amanita as it is a popular dish to them. Amanita tends to form a symbotic relationship with spruce or pine trees which are used for Christmas trees. It is also said that the Siberian shaman could fly, but probably not physically. However, Amanita often gives the sensation of flying.

Santa Claus was just a crazy mushroom cult all along.

by Requiett September 6, 2005

Cause du Jour

Definition: Cause of the day (from French)

Description: A term that epitomizes liberal and progressive thinking whereby they claim and truly believe that "the masses are morally and ethically obligated to believe in" whatever fad that is trending like wildfire in the mainstream media.

-Note: typically trends that are publicized and pushed through Hollywood's lens

-Source Credit: Used by Steven Crowder from Louder with Crowder

Unassuming Liberal Friend: Let's do a bake sale for starving kids in Africa!
SJW *screaming*: No! We need to support the MeToo movement!
Independent friend: Wow, didn't you know unassuming liberal friend? That's the new cause du jour!

by DumDum1000 February 20, 2018

classed

When you have a comeback that causes someone to be speechless (same as owned really!)

Dave: you're so queer!
Robert: not as queer as you!
Dave: YOUR MUM!!!
Robert: ______- (speechless)
Dave: hahahahaha!! Classed!!!

by Relody March 31, 2007

Classenster

A Great, kind and loyal friend. usually with the last name, "Classen"

Hey Guys, "Ya Gotta Love the Classenster"

"Hey man, where did you get those cool shades?"
"I thought I told you, The Classenster bought them for me"

by The Rster April 15, 2008

classer

A lower-working class person who betrays his or her class by behaviour or consumption. They believe their actions are perfectly normal but to others, these actions immediately identify their class of origin. Typically a classer betrays their lower working class origins through poor taste, bad haircut, absurdly rough accent or stupid ideas.

Look at that total classer! He thinks that walking around with his fat gut hanging over his trousers and shouting at his ugly girlfriend is normal behaviour

by Drabux November 28, 2010