Christopher

The try hard guy that gets hard just looking at himself

Hey christopher is gay

by BigBoi8686868 January 31, 2018

Dirty Christopher

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard

"Did you hear Jacob got Dirty Christopher - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."

by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024

Christopher

Christopher is usually a very tall sexy black handsome big meat man who will love you no matter who you are and what u do they are very loving and caring person who sadly does not have a dad but he can be your daddy.. but he can be one of the best friends that you would ever have and if u have a Christopher in your life u should put a ring on him before someone else does.

Christopher does not like salads

by Alex rosan March 23, 2025

Christopher Rivera

The Big Drop, Big Alpha, Mr.”Bag-a-bitch”

Everybody watch out! Christopher Rivera just stepped outside today!!

by Certified Macc November 11, 2022

Christopher Hiett

a very hot skater dude god hes very attractive

I LOVE CHRISTOPHER HIETT

by VansClub November 24, 2022

Christopher

The love of my life and the absolute best person to enter my life

That’s Christopher. Hes the love of my life.

by goth.boi.clique October 18, 2021

christopher

a carrot who is really nice and always helps you out

oh Christopher is so nice

by dafuckinggoat April 18, 2023