Glasgow Celtic

Not actually the correct name for Celtic FC or The Celtic Football Club (pronounced seltik)

Stupid halfwit bastards who follow some other scummy team like to group Celtic together by adding Glasgow before the name, unfortunately they have failed.

In fact you will see in the other definition that they call Celtic their 'sisters'. We would hate to be related to you inbred bastards.

And the hypocrisy in the statement of calling celtic supporters sectarianism is just immense.

Rangers fan: How are the Glasgow Celtic doing then?

Celtic fan: *slap*

by Rolando123 February 11, 2009

Chelton

A strong, sexy, attractive lady-killer. Usually into hunting, fishing, and mixed marial arts (MMA). He can be sweet, and he can be an ass. He has a good sense of humor, loves teasing girls he likes, and loves hangin' with friends.

Hot Chelton

by Damienne1218 June 6, 2011

Celtics

The Best Team In the NBA that all people from west coast hate because they beat the lakers in the 2008 finals.

"The Celtics Shit on the lakers all day"

by OrangeKush September 30, 2008

Celts

To sweat during a DoDs match..
Celts Refer to: Fat and Black as Fuck

Celts was sweating profusely during the wednesday night DoDs match.

Celts sweated too much into a rage coma after a wednesday night of DoDs.

Sloppy is acting a celts using corny pickup lines on young teens. preferably 13 with braces.

by Celts April 29, 2011

cheatriots

A combination of the words cheat and patriots to refer to the New England Patriots and the cheating scandal that surrounds them after the Jets snitched on them at the beginning of the 2007 season.

"Can you believe those Cheatriots?"
"What now? They laundering money like Hines Ward?"
"No, they blew out the Redskins by like 50. It was ridiculous. I can't wait till they lose to someone."

by The Word Burglar January 4, 2008

Cheat Chain

an instrument used by one member of a relationship in the retaliation on another member of a longtime relationship when caught in a precarious predicament....then used to pull someone's truck from some deep ass mud.

When you've been with a chick for a while and still bangin' other brods; but she's been with other guys too so she doesn't care....until she actually catches you in the bedroom tied up 'cause you're into freaky shit like that and it turns out that so is she. You think you're in the clear as she leaves the room with a hot ass look in her eye and a lil' shit eatin grin on her face (you know the one, it means somethin' bad is about to go down but you want to see how it plays out cause you are into freaky shit as I established earlier) then all of a sudden...BOOOOMMMM, she's set the door way on fire and jumped through wearing nothing but a pair of your old football cleats (you know the ones, you left them by the sofa when you and tha guys played a pick up game and that dude screwed up his nuggets when he got his bitchass trampled by you and that other guy, and the other guy is a real fatass, like tippin' 5-0-0 atleast so you know that shit hurt like hell but you didn't give a damn cause that bitch has owed you fitty bucks for 7 months and you got down in his face and yelled "THAT'S 49-95 TA GO SUCKA!!" and he hobbled his ass to his mama's....it was a good day) for traction, BO-Tu-Koo-Koo war paint, and hand puppet named Whimpie, and she screams "GET THA CHEAT CHAIN BI-A-ITCH!!" so the other girl actually hauls ass to get the damn thing and well... she pretty much beats the fuck out of you from that point. Moral of this story kids: if you're going to cheat get a motel room atleast 3 hours away or don't have random chains just lying around the house where a dumb whore can get them.

by mr.niceguyseviltwin:roy July 31, 2009

celtic mug

dont mug yourself. the huns on the third floor are giving it a debriefing as we speak. approach the danger, cause im the motherfucken notorious d r e

gimme back the fucken mug you cocksuckers

by charlie angel March 14, 2003