Certified Alpha Dilf

The man the myth the LEGEND joe bacchus, AKA the UK’s biggest stud who is the lengest guy to walk the Earth, he gets all the bitches and is the drippiest yute which gets the milfs hooked on him. All his mates are sardines so he has to carry the group with his handsome looks and massive muscles, making him the hottest DILF in town

No way! Is that joe bacchus? What a DILF
Certified Alpha Dilf is what u call someone like JB

by Joe Bacchhs February 17, 2022

Carit

A rare type of carrot grown in many places across Europe, mostly deserted areas. ‘Carit’s’ are often described to have a mind of their own, not anything to fear but they can be very political, one had recently ran for president, vote Carit 2023, they said.

“Hey who’d you vote for president this year?”

“Oh Carit for the win!”

by jeveforeverr February 27, 2022

certifiedalani

That one mf on tiktok that will never get Affagato Cookie no matter how hard they try 🙃

wa.fflu: "Hey do you have Affogato Cookie yet?"
certifiedalani: "NO IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!"

by Sea Fairy Cookie March 2, 2022

Certified Asian

When you get high and your eyes get squinted enough to look Asian.

"Bro you like certified"
"Yeah I just because a certified asian"

by Certified Asians March 19, 2022

certification

your appreciated

as my friend u have certification

by famous09 May 13, 2022

cenitha

man woman
she/he
2 for 1
bargin

altfrog: OMG ITS CENITHAAAAAAAAAA
kat: she so hottttttttttt

by ehehhehehe :))))) May 31, 2022

certified degen

A Professional Trader who invest their entire portfolio hoping for a Moon. A Gambler Who will bet everything on anything they think is bullish.

limited amount of Exclusive Artwork Created by the creator of the word "certified degen" only available for @punkxape holders.

FRIEND:You need to stop investing all your money into NFTs. You haven't even Profited anything.
FRIEND 2: DO YOU NOT SEE THIS ARTWORK? LOOK AT THEIR FLOOR PRICE.

I became a certified degen after getting into NFTs.

by 1.eth June 6, 2022