by Idkndhwusmmdndnsiiakendnhzuaub February 22, 2017
Get the The Captain's Chapstickmug. We could of won in overtime, but Dave hit the post on the field goal attempt. He's known as Captain Clank.
by The Bizzle October 7, 2004
Get the Captain Clankmug. by Pinetreeenjoyer9 August 15, 2023
Get the captain diseasemug. He is one of the few Admiral Douchebags, sailing the office halls, highschools, and other public places. Often confused with Captain Redbeard, but rather than being a ginger, he has jet black hair.
He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore
He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore
He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
by iSpeakDaTruthz March 4, 2011
Get the Captain DoucheBeardmug. by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022
Get the Captain marvelmug. by Fatticus Matticus March 6, 2009
Get the Captain of Rocketsmug. Originated from the great Amarkus Edward “Kneeus” “Captain Knee” “Big Knee” “Kneeboy” “Lil Dark” Brown.
by Capt Knee November 12, 2020
Get the Captain Kneeusmug.