Offensive term used to describe an ugly woman with too much makeup. Camel cakes often wear so many layers of makeup, they often end up looking like a man in drag or indeed, a camel covered in cake.
Camel cakes are unaware that with this maybelline mask, their face closely resembles a foot and proceed to act in a prissy and condescending attitude towards other people, mostly males. Camel cakes are known for using ironic phrases like "you wish you were this hot" and "don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me". Unsuprisingly, most of the men camel cakes sleep with are blind drunk.
Camel cakes are unaware that with this maybelline mask, their face closely resembles a foot and proceed to act in a prissy and condescending attitude towards other people, mostly males. Camel cakes are known for using ironic phrases like "you wish you were this hot" and "don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me". Unsuprisingly, most of the men camel cakes sleep with are blind drunk.
"Yeah she's hot, but her sister, right camel cake."
"Did you see that camel cake John took home last night? Man is he going to be embarrassed!"
"This camel cake grinded against my butt on the dancefloor then had the nerve to flash me a dirty look when I turned around!"
"Did you see that camel cake John took home last night? Man is he going to be embarrassed!"
"This camel cake grinded against my butt on the dancefloor then had the nerve to flash me a dirty look when I turned around!"
by Rahtedpumpclart May 21, 2012

The best, and I mean it, the BEST game out there. A game that can only be found on SumDog. Cake Monsters is a game of sheer knowledge, speed, and precision. Only the greats can be called a Cake Monsters Legend, and if they are called that, they are a master of Maths, Cake Monsters, and nothing else.
I wouldn't test that guy at Cake Monsters if I were you, I hear that guy practices every day. He's practically a Cake Monsters Legend, man!
by Goat_011 April 17, 2020

by The Michiganders June 16, 2016

Your friend has been playing an immensely large RPG or MMO video game for countless hours or days and you reply "Dude your mind has totally been alien caked get out of the house or something!"
by Ed Reiher December 25, 2008

by jacksooooon February 4, 2009

Another word for pussy. First used in a discord friendly match of Jackbox 8 game "Job Job" wherein a response was:
Personal Statements (stage 3 of Job Job)
"I HOPE I eat the Job Job Lady's dew cake"
"I KNOW I would go down on her molested her"
Personal Statements (stage 3 of Job Job)
"I HOPE I eat the Job Job Lady's dew cake"
"I KNOW I would go down on her molested her"
by FearOfBees January 22, 2022

Like tea bagging but with a "cake" i.e.vagina. To place your vagina onto someone's face while they are asleep, unaware or unsuspecting.
Last night Sharon passed out drunk and got tea caked by Mandy.
There was a photo from when Mandy was tea caking sharon
There was a photo from when Mandy was tea caking sharon
by Bikerk8 March 11, 2014
