sour crapple sauce

1. When sour crout and apple sauce are mixed together.

2. Often an exclaim when something is dropped or messed up.

1. "Hey, I just made some sour crapple sauce, if you want any?"
2. "(Sour) crapple sauce! That was not supposed to end up on the ground!"

by Discombobulation Kat August 31, 2017

yung.crippling.depression

A sad boy with a pug addiction

You know Gage, the guy who's Instagram page profile pics have only been pugs? He has yung.crippling.depression

by Wilkins Coffee May 1, 2018

big crapple

Slang for NYC mainly used by slick Tennesseans.

Won’t see that in the Big Crapple, Larry.

by ZammittaJ May 14, 2021

the crippla

a man who is known for crippling pelvises and a retired member of the fatties

bro who is that fat man?
oh it’s the crippla, don’t talk shit he crippled my mom last tuesday

by thebrodmonster May 2, 2022

Bobbing for crapples

When you are sent to scoop chunks out of a porta potty

My boss is such an asshole he had me bobbing for crapples again today

by Seanito69 July 24, 2018

Bobbing for Crapples

This fun event takes place when your partner is experiencing Sleep Crapnea (See Sleep Crapnea). You must stick your head into their mouth and carefully remove the crapples with your teeth. You must be discreet, as you do not want your partner to wake and discover the whorrendous mess you have left them in.

Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.

Tyrant: My dude, you coming to the bar tonight with us?

Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.

by Stoney69 June 19, 2019