Ugh, those two dumb bitches Triniti and Serina are such Mus-tard girls 🙄
You really need to turn things around if you’re a mustard girl…
You really need to turn things around if you’re a mustard girl…
by Lil Pants shitter January 9, 2025

by Garshy June 26, 2020

"When you comment on something even though no one fucking asked after your opinion but you wanna annoy the shit out of people anyway"
by UninportantNichname December 11, 2017

by Porn_Nut December 26, 2020

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.
This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep
This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep
Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!
by DefineThat November 10, 2014

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy
by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020

Pocket mustard cant be bought, sold ,or stolen It must comes from great Sacrifice, Passion and above all Heart. You either have it or you don't!
by NOTBANKSY ' May 3, 2018
