Bounce The Clown

Another way to tell a person to go "jack off" or masturbate.

Man: I got a confession to make. Since I've laid eyes on you, I wanted to be with you and have kids together and hopefully raise a family. I love you.

Woman: Motherfucker I'm MARRIED YOU ASSHOLE! GO BOUNCE THE CLOWN SOMEWHERE!!!

by arkumheartless December 22, 2012

wiki bounce

The process of going from Wikipedia page to Wikipedia page by clicking on embedded links, learning about stuff you never cared about before.

I did a wiki bounce from "Fantasy lsland" from the "Love Boat" page, then I clicked on the name of the actor from "Mr. Belvedere", which led me to the page for "Buck Rogers", and that's how I learned that the dude who did the voice for Bugs Bunny was the same guy who played that robot.

by Big Bear 437 September 21, 2013

Pawlenty Bounce

Non-existent rise in one's popularity when a person's endorsement is presumed to help, named for the lack of a positive impact Gov. Tim Pawlenty's endorsement provided Gov. Mitt Romney in the 2012 Minnesota Republican caucus.

"I can't believe they didn't pick me for social chair, bro. Last year's president totally had my back."

"Yeah, that sucks, man--you got the Pawlenty Bounce."

by DeveDorbes March 14, 2012

Bounce Wagon

Someone who openly flames and shit talks many people, yet doesn't have a return address for there shit talk.

"Earl Fartsack" has 501 friends on an internet social network, he regularly flames and all caps messages their public spaces, but yet "Earl Fartsack" himself doesn't let anyone or thing reply to him. What a total bounce wagon, mother spunk face's Bounce Wagon needs to be falcon punched.

by JohnTuckerismybirfday July 20, 2011

It bounced off my foot

Said when something unintentionally happens

Person 1: Pool ball went into wrong hole with a crazy pool shot
Person 2: "There is no way you made that shot"
Person 1: "Nahh dogg it bounced off my foot"

by Stumpy13 November 22, 2011

Crip bouncing

When ya poo poo on someone's chest and bounce on it wit ya ash

I just be crip bouncing yo!

by anonymous June 12, 2023

Crip bouncing

When ya poo poo on someone's chest and bounce on it wit YA ahsh

I just be crip bouncing yo! (Splat splat)

by sanvad June 12, 2023