Boot Shiner

A sycophant; a suck-up; given to flattery

"That guy's always trying to impress some rich losers. He's a boot shiner."

by Mike Karfunkle September 10, 2006

clown boots

A type of boot or shoe that a klown wears. Usually red and very large. Often mentioned by crazy people.

Thank you for the clown boots, they are very well made.

by klownz April 26, 2006

Booty boot

A booty boot is when you take a boot and shove it up your booty

My friend said I’m going to go take a booty boot.

by Fishnuggets66 December 9, 2020

FMN Boots

Fuck me now boots.

See also: Hooker boots.

Man, those knee-high black leather FMN boots look great on her. I wish I could FHN.

by Orray October 7, 2009

boots junior

Somewhat - but not entirely - lame, disappointing, or otherwise not good. Also used as an expression of mild disappointment or discontent.

A weaker form of "boots" (short for "bootsy").

Sally: "It turns out Round Table is closed, so we'll have to order Papa John's instead."
Kirk: "Boots junior."

by timpossible March 25, 2007

Booted to safety

Being beaten very very heavily at Pro Evo 6 (either at half-time or full-time).

Craig: Hahaha. You got booted to safety. AGAIN!!

Ross: Fuck off, YOU got booted.

Craig: I'm AAALLL over you!!

Ross: Tevez

by gregreg December 13, 2006

quaker boot

when a chick is giving you head, you quietly slip on your quaker boot. then you ejaculate on her face and kick her in the head with your boot while standing and yelling out 'QUAKER BOOT!'

me: 'oh baby, that feels so good! I'm about cum!' 'QUAKER BOOT!'

female: 'WHAT THE FUCK?!"

by horatiokilgore August 17, 2012