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Baby Blowjob 

Getting sucked off by a lady with no teeth.
I went to the Southside and was looking for a toothless hooker that gives blowjobs or Baby Blowjobs.
Baby Blowjob by Wild Bor December 23, 2008
what i will never ever do to anyone because its fucking nasty
that shitbag asked me for a blowjob
blowjob by Erin March 2, 2005

Marijuana Blowjob 

Having a bong inbetween your legs while a girl takes a huge smokey white hit clearing the whole thing like a pro so you know she's good.
Bobby: Ashley gave me a Marijuana Blowjob last night
Billy: she clear the whole thing?
Bobby: she sucked my pipe like a pro!
Billy: keep her!

Canvey blowjob 

The stereotype that females residing in Canvey Island, Essex offer fellatio with little hesitation.
Guy 1 "Saul went Canvey on Friday"
Guy 2"CANVEY BLOWJOBS!"
Guy 1 "DO DO DA DO"
Canvey blowjob by Soulpatch69 October 28, 2014

Goodnight blowjob 

A blowjob that a woman gives a guy after he takes her home from a date and just before she gets out of the car etc.
Goodnight blowjob by The Fury 13 January 16, 2011

a steve jobs blowjob 

When a girl gives a quick, simple, satisfying blowjob. Like most apple products, the blowjob doesn't consist of any hot tricks, and definitely doesn't come with the girl sucking on your sack.

What a shame, but don't worry a newer "better" version of this bj will be out next month, just UPDATE.
Dude, that girl just gave me a steve jobs blowjob, I don't want that shit ever again
a steve jobs blowjob by ricerose January 6, 2011