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Billyjune

Billyjune is most commonly known as a fat blonde. Her weight ranges from 300-500 pounds.
She can not ride on planes because she defies the laws of aerodynamics and the plane would crash the first meter it ascends.

She can not ride bikes because she can not move her thighs up and down.

She is also a fat acceptance activist and eats 3 boxes of pizza with a side of a fucking turtle and kangaroo on a webcam live streaming website for a living.

She also walks wherever her belly leads her because she does not have any balance and she needs roller shoes. She also can't use her feet to walk because they engulf into her fat legs and they are no longer visible.

She is always annoying as fuck because she does not know the concept of shutting her fucking mouth.
I met a Billyjune yesterday and I chopped my balls off because she changed my view on the world and made me a gay homophobic woman.
by Sh.V December 14, 2016
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Billy Ally & the Binger

Small group of Northern Irish sports fans; Staunch protestants with outdated unionist beliefs.
"Im heading up to Windsor park later with Billy,Ally & The Binger."

"Five German bombers sounds better with Billy,Ally & The Binger"

I'm away to the Red Hand to meet Billy Ally & The Binger
by JockeyMurray June 5, 2017
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Billyboat

Type of instrument that is used to measure the semen that a man produces while he is casting for a pornographic video.
Johhny used a Billyboat to measure the amount of semen he could produce, before being able to take part in the "close up facial" pornographic video.
by The-Sentinel June 14, 2017
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billy is quaking

1. Something is happening between Annie Leblanc and Hayden summerall

2. #hannieisrising
Hayden and Annie were caught holding hands at dinner. (Billy is quaking at the sight)
by Hannie for life August 10, 2017
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Billy The Fridge Three-Way

A Sexual Act involving William Darnus (Billy the Fridge), T.J. Kirk, Gregory Jackson(Onision), and any other fourth party.

The act involves the 4th person being tied up in Onisions basement while Billy crushes them with his fat belly, and T.J. puts his little banana in their mouth. It is implied that the act is more terrifying than being trapped in a tornado.

Actually a misnomer, as the sex act involves 4 people, it is still called a Three-way as the 4th person is in essence irrelevant to the etymology. It originates during the Drunken Peasants Podcast Episode #380
Bitch if you don't shut the fuck up and get out of my face I'm going to give you a Billy The Fridge Three-Way!

I tell you right now this tornado's second scariest thing i ever seen in my life, first scariest I was caught in between a Onision, T.J., and Billy The Fridge Three-Way
by ItsJustBear September 20, 2017
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Billy 2 tags

An individual who adds there sales tag twice in order to get double credit.
Is Billy 2 tags attending the meeting?
by thugger33 June 13, 2018
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Billy 2 tags

A person who puts there tag on a sale twice in attempt to have double credit.
Billy 2 tags is at it again!
by thugger33 June 13, 2018
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