Bernard Geffen

A man who is awesome in every way. Very strong and smart.

Bernard Geffen lifts a car* Bernard: Thats nothing.

by eeeee-MAN April 30, 2021

Bearded Clam

Vagina

She has a killer bearded clam.

by Freaky Frankie May 5, 2021

Bearded egg

A guy's unshaved, bearded face.

Go shave your bearded egg now you espère d'inculte

by Sexydimma June 16, 2021

Bearded lady

The lady with the beard from Spaceballs.

She's 7 feet tall and has an Adam's apple and a beard. That happens all the time where she's from. What are you one one of the freaks? Why are you asking about the bearded lady?

by The Original Agahnim August 8, 2021

bearded german

When a man of Fijian heritage hocks a loogie in the palm of his hand and proceeds to give a man of German heritage a handjob.

In an attempt to placate Karl, Peni gave him a bearded German.

by thejoebagley September 4, 2021

Bernadette Fife

A female Barney Fife.

Bernadette Fife told him to put up his fucking dukes.

by The Original Agahnim September 4, 2021

Bernardo Venegas

Wow! What a hottie! He makes me want to jump on him and just kiss him even tho I'm a student. He loves anime and basketball. He teaches math and is one of the sweetest teachers out there. He always drops his markers or stares at young girls, and when you look, he looks away making it so obvious that he was staring at you. He is kinda built and when he walks by you can smell his colonge and makes you fall in love with him even more. I wish I could own up to him and tell him how I feel but that would be against the law. OOPS

Bernardo Venegas is hot.

by Mami1303 September 7, 2021