bearded clam

slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.

Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.

by me March 24, 2003

cooler than the polar bear's toenail

The highest state of "coolness".

Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail.

by Outkast with a K December 4, 2004

jare bear

1. Super sexy sweet

Wow! he was totally jare bear!

by tonelktony November 6, 2006

bearded excellence

The act of having an excellent or magnificent beard. Anyone who has a huge unkepmt beard despite what fashion dictates is practicing bearded excellence. This also goes for ungangly mustaches and bushy mutton chop sideburns.

Check out that hobo with the crazy bum beard; bearded excellence.

by Jeffy! May 9, 2005

Bear Gryllsin'

To travel through forests, deserts, etc. in extreme fashion like Bear Grylls.

Andres, you were Bear Gryllsin' down that hill. You're Fu**ing insane.

by K Beach July 20, 2008

Power Beard

Having the power to do many things. Move things with your mind. A stroke of the Power beard and you can do anything.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

Jer Bear

1. A handsome, lovable male who is adored by everyone they meet.
2. Known by many to be kind, however when they feel threatened, or when one of their loved ones is threatened, they turn into a grisly bear.

"He's such a gentleman."
"no, he's a Jer Bear."

"He's the sweetest guy I know."
"So he's a Jer Bear."

by Angello815 December 2, 2007