When your driving (though could also be walking or biking, etc.) and the person in front of you slows down so you end up their ass or also if you’re going slow and someone comes up right behind you. In either case, they snail fucking you.
“This dude in front of us is driving so slow!”
“I know bro, he’s snail fucking you.”
OR
“This driver behind me been snail fucking me for the last three miles.”
“Then speed up stupid.”
“I know bro, he’s snail fucking you.”
OR
“This driver behind me been snail fucking me for the last three miles.”
“Then speed up stupid.”
by PapooseSwampy February 25, 2024
Get the Snail Fuckingmug. during the peak of sexual activity the male pulls out and shoots his load all over the receivers belongings.
by gaychevyman May 7, 2008
Get the snail stainmug. While the female is doing a handstand the male ejaculates just below her stomach as the cum runs down her body creating the snail trail.
by darkwolf98 August 1, 2022
Get the Australian snail trailmug. by kijsjij November 13, 2022
Get the Big snailmug. by Realmafia124 February 24, 2024
Get the Texas Snail Trailmug. Sonya had sex with her boyfriend, then later that night she got surprised by the midnight cum snail.
by rainbow_shitshow May 3, 2023
Get the Midnight Cum Snailmug. When you eagerly post some 'breaking' news to a chat room, online community or forum, in an attempt to gain some social kudos and increase your importance. However, after posting you find that someone else had posted the same story just a few posts above. The community then decorates your post with Snail emojis to let you know that you are in fact very slow and you've lost social kudos points, as well as providing amusement to your peers. This is known as being 'Snailed'.
The Penguin posted the video of Jack Grealish asking what an Encyclopaedia was into the football chatroom. Mackeydee had already posted the same video half an hour earlier, so the Penguin's post was snailed like fuck and we all laughed.
by Form Cruncher June 18, 2021
Get the Snailedmug.