battle of jutland

When one excretes into a pre pebble-dashed bowl

He's at war in there, it's the battle of Jutland

by Pebbledash November 19, 2013

Battle Axe Syndrome

A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.

My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome

Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?

Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.

by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014

Battle Healer

A 4-elixir card in Clash Royale. This fucking card should be 0 elixir because it sucks so hard unless it’s in 7x elixir. Literally don’t understand how this shit card works. Not to mention when combined with the Elixir Golem it FUCKING STILL SUCKS THATS FREE ELIXIR FOR ME! Anyways if you like the battle healer you are probably either autistic or you’re a simp for “Battle Healer rule 34”. Also its in Clash of Clans too and it always heals a fucking tree and not my troops.

Scenario 1
Guy 1: What’s your favorite card in Clash Royale?”
Guy 2: “The Battle Healer because she’s hot”
Guy 1: “Could tell by how stupid you look.”

Scenario 2
*Guy places Battle Healer to heal his other troops
Battle Healer: I’mma heal this fucking tree”
Guy: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BRO

by Akaudi7 June 30, 2021

fangirl battle

1. a mosh pit of girls, all things vary, in a fight over some sexy ass dude. (sometimes not sexy...AT ALL...but whatever)

2. a battle to the death over a sexy bastard that doesn't like any of the girls (and has a girlfriend) but likes to watch them fight.

(this would be a Naruto fangirl battle example)
Ino- oh Sasuke, your so cute and all mine! ^_~
Sakura- Ino, i don't know what your talking about, Sasuke is all mine!
the look at eachother and start a fistfight.
kuni fly and punches and kicks are shared.
Sasuke- whatever...
walks away

(ok, now real life fangirl battle)
Lee- hi Newt, how are you doing today?
Newt- I'm ok darling
Rose- oh Newt, didn't see you there talking to her...
evil face
Lee- bitch, i would walk away if i were you.
Rose- oh really?
Newt- now lady's....please step over there before you start anything.
fists fly, Lee pulls a knife out of nowhere.
John- hey Newt, are you going to stop them?
Newt- nope
John walks away
John- asshole...

by Oumu December 11, 2007

Sweet Batman

A phrase used prior to ejaculation, during sexual intercourse or when masturbating.

Guy: I'm about to come!

Girl: pause not yet!

Guy: Sweet Batman!!!!

Girl: Disappointment. Yo could have said this is sparta

by christiebby June 15, 2009

Free battle

Free battle is a term inbred beggars use when they want free money on datdrop.

IMPORTANT NOTES: Frost is bullying a beautiful being called Dante, please help Dante in these tough times D:

Beggar: Guy 2 is rich, lets ask him for a Free battle

Beggar 2: GIVE FREE

Guy 2: I cashed out already

Beggar 3: Don't care give free

by ItsDurdaN/Dante April 27, 2020

A Batman

2 grams of marijuana

Just picked up a Batman from Johnny down the block

by CJXR May 6, 2020