A weird bastard is one of those people you just look at and know they are on another level of weird. There is weird... then there’s weird bastard!
by bsmores April 21, 2018
A variable that usually created on accident without knowing that it was created until it comes back and becomes completely out of your control. Like a bastard child.
Nick didn't realize that punching that llama would become a bastard variable and come back on him in a major way.
by .XV!::: March 30, 2009
Yo, I can't believe you knocked up yo girlfriend with a bastard fetus, and won't even consider marrying her!
by Sargasm Knockers October 17, 2017
Gamer 1:"Mike has been feeding and flaming his adc non stop.
Gamer 2:"He has been playing league of legends for way too long and his brain has devolved into the one a bastard brain would have."
Gamer 2:"He has been playing league of legends for way too long and his brain has devolved into the one a bastard brain would have."
by IIm not gay kay? May 09, 2020
A white and spiney creature of humanoid appearance, shows up at random times in the middle on roads and tree lines at nights , can be touted by his spiny boney back and stretched body, akin to the likes of big foot only showing himself at weird times that can't be physically caught on tape without looking fake, only seen in West Virginia as of now.
by Xcfirecraft June 20, 2019
by ilovetheitalianbastard February 18, 2017
by The Noel Man November 15, 2017