Bone Bastard

A white and spiney creature of humanoid appearance, shows up at random times in the middle on roads and tree lines at nights , can be touted by his spiny boney back and stretched body, akin to the likes of big foot only showing himself at weird times that can't be physically caught on tape without looking fake, only seen in West Virginia as of now.
John Did you see bone bastard last night, Yeah Jim he was fucking scary looking
by Xcfirecraft June 20, 2019
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weird bastard

A weird bastard is one of those people you just look at and know they are on another level of weird. There is weird... then there’s weird bastard!
You know that Brad dude? He’s a weird bastard.
by bsmores April 21, 2018
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Yanky bastard

An American you fat American shits get up and do something apart from being a bunch of faggots with vaginas and shooting up schools you fat dirty cunts TimFS I’ll chop ur whole family because their a bunch of hairy slags
You yanky bastard if you say soccer again will stab ur fat cunt in you prick
by English are trannys December 12, 2021
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Bastard Gonk

Ian is the biggest bastard gonk I've ever known
by Crammed Police November 28, 2017
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Bastard Pet

A bastard pet is when someone in a relationship buys or adopts a pet without the support or even against the wishes of the other person in the relationship.
“No way I’m cleaning up your dogs shit off my living room floor. I told you getting a dog was not a good idea now I’m the one having to pay for this Bastard pet!”
by EPPLE December 31, 2020
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italian bastard

something you call your bro who's italian
by ilovetheitalianbastard February 18, 2017
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Sweaty bastard

Someone that tries that little bit too hard
'I can't get a seat in the library today'
'Yeah mate it's all the sweaty bastards taking the seats'
by The Noel Man November 15, 2017
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