woman's basketball

an oxymoron; pathetic excuse to put a ball in a basket, and when it happens, it is a paradox; some shots are so ridiculous, one wonders how it is some women are allowed to play the game; I must clarify, there are good women basketball players, however most are horrible

Stan: Hey are you going to the Woman's basketball game?
Bill: Yeah, im doing a report on whether drunk monkies can beat a high school girl's bball team
Stan: Oh cool, I'll see you there
Bill: Yeah
Stan: Hey, I'll put $10 on the monkies winning
Bill: I'll add it to the pot

by ILuvWomen March 8, 2007

pass the basket

to bump uglies, do the nasty, give your privates and their privates a high five.

Did you see how many guys Rock of Love forced to pass the basket with her last night?????

by B. Michaels April 15, 2008

Alamo Bread Basket

The act of eating the yeast out of a yeasty vagina

I gave that whore a Alamo bread basket, nasty shit in there.

by jackintheboxboomheadshot July 3, 2010

Putting the lotion in the basket

In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."

"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."

"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."

by Nat Turner September 14, 2008

basking ridge

Boring, nice, rich ass white suburban town in New Jersey. The kind of place kids will make fun of for being rich and snobby(which it is) while they get high because there is nothing else to do, yet consistently forget to be thankful for how damn lucky they are that they were born into a rich and snobby town as opposed to Newark. or like, Somalia.

also known as B-RIZZLE

You live in a rich ass white suburban town? THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BITCHING?

by fobsta! February 16, 2005

Basket Party

A basket party is a fund-raiser when people donate baskets of items to be raffled off.

When a charity needs a quick fund-raiser they have people donate baskets for the basket party

by TheAwesomeMom June 30, 2010

Basketball minute

The equivalent of a football minute; a basketball minute is when someone asks for a minute to do something, even though they know it will take much longer than 60 seconds. The basketball minute is particularly a last-minute football minute.

Woman: Your sandwich will be ready in a minute!
Man: If you prepare it like you get ready in the morning, it'll be more like a basketball minute, and I'm starved!

by vuslashfan94 June 4, 2010