Simeon Baker

An individual who will sabotage and betray you

Simeon Baker left me at the football field.

by some_real definitions August 24, 2022

Courtney Baker

Courtney baker the real Birmingham G

That Courtney baker, jeez she’s a brummie girl, a real Birmingham G.

by HZN Recon September 6, 2022

Ella Baker

Ella Baker Is the best girlfriend ever. Once you look at her you will never stop thinking about her. Ella Baker is the fucking best girlfriend you will ever meet.

Once you look at her you will never stop thinking about her. Ella Baker is the fucking best girlfriend you will ever meet.

by Poopeepooperson September 7, 2022

Bakers-ache

Kneading or applying too much hand action on a soft loaf

I had way to much razzle dazzle last night so I gave myself the bakers-ache when I got home

by Cheezlz September 7, 2022

pull a baker

a joke made based off of hannah baker’s death, where she slit her wrists in her bathtub

person 1: “i haven’t watched 13 reasons why but i wanna pull a baker”
person 2: “what’s that?”

by hey im here September 24, 2022

Baker's Dozen

A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.

Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."

Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."

by MaybeOodles October 9, 2022

Thaddeus Baker

He's always cooking up that Thaddeus Fried Chicken, he's good at math, and loves the color purple. He is also a baker and loves making cookies for all of us to enjoy.

Thaddeus Baker : Purple
Me : AHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Dixie Definitionz April 29, 2022