When you are so incredibly high that the only thing you can mutter to your smoking buddy is "I'm baked Alaska". And instantly they know how dank your weed was.
by bell-UH-IZ March 13, 2017
Get the Baked Alaskamug. the act of smoking pot before school starts, usually around 7am or so. Frequently accompanied by pink floyd music videos.
Matt invited me to a wake and bake, but I don't smoke pot, nor do I want to be friends with that fat bastard.
by the prophet March 25, 2003
Get the wake and bakemug. by Sir Smoke-alot June 11, 2006
Get the bake mobilemug. The culinary taste sensation arisen from the aftermath of a good high: AKA "the munchies", that results in the conclusion that ziti contains a divine splendor of which no other food comprises. This coincides with a yearning to savor the taste, for which doesn't present much of an issue because you will more than likely have a strenuous time masticating. Baked ziti is often ingested with brownies, but is not limited by or exclusive to.
This baked ziti was truly crafted by the gods themselves. It's like a never-ending orgasm in my mouth.
by ChiztheWiz January 24, 2011
Get the Baked Zitimug. by jenn g February 2, 2005
Get the fake-bakedmug. When a friend is a total faggort and ditches everyone he knows to chase after some skanky pussy, he has "baked goodz"
This comes from the concept that after his balls have been severed from his body, they are baked in a pastry of some sort by the she-whore he has been pursuing. These "Baked Goodz" are then served to his former friends in an act of spite.
This comes from the concept that after his balls have been severed from his body, they are baked in a pastry of some sort by the she-whore he has been pursuing. These "Baked Goodz" are then served to his former friends in an act of spite.
"Hey, has anyone seen Steve?"
"Nope, Baked Goodz has been trolling the underbelly of the town looking for whores the last three weekends."
"Nope, Baked Goodz has been trolling the underbelly of the town looking for whores the last three weekends."
by Joe from Mint February 8, 2008
Get the baked goodzmug. In order rid oneself of the tension and anxiety that earthquakes bring about, it is recommended that a shake and bake is implemented.
-Courtney! Did you feel the earthquake?
-Yeah! It was scary!
-How about a shake and bake?
-Alright, I'm coming over.
-Courtney! Did you feel the earthquake?
-Yeah! It was scary!
-How about a shake and bake?
-Alright, I'm coming over.
by fmoralesf June 16, 2010
Get the Shake and Bakemug.