Epstein-Barr

A disease causing the condition of mononucleosis (aka mono), which is severe sore throat, fever and an enlarged spleen. It is often referred to as the "kissing disease". It is transferred from saliva, so one can get it from kissing, or sharing drinks. It is a herpes virus, same as the chicken pox (herpes zoster). This often occurs in children, but can also come up in adults. You can treat the symptoms, but the virus will always be in your system.

Yeah, so my girls got mono man. Who's she been kissing?

Yeah, so I've got Epstein-Barr after making out with her. Way to go!

by The AlliCat January 9, 2010

Three-Barred

In any game in the Call of Duty Series, the act of being killed countless times due to a bad connection (read latent connection) and then to be chastised and labelled a NOOB. This often leads to broken controllers and headsets from smashing them in frustration. Frequently, swearing is involved.

WHAT!!! WTF!!!! I SHOT THAT GUY....I PUT AN ENTIRE CLIP INTO HIM"...(looks at the connection)... OH GREAT! NOW I'M GETTING F**KING THREE-BARRED

by The Cheat WUTC January 24, 2011

double barrel shotgun nose

Someone with who has a nose that sticks upward.

If you have that nose you can shoot walruses and shoot with your tits.

Sup double barrel shotgun nose go shoot that walrus.

by The fag that u hate December 15, 2017

Double Barrel Thot Gun

When a girl is being double penetrated and the men orgasm simultaneously

"Me and Chad were tag-teaming this girl last and we totally gave her a Double Barrel Thot Gun

by NeoSpy November 27, 2018

Epstein-Barr Syndrome

A virus of the body politic which compromises judgment induces moral fatigue and causes child rape.

Dear Leader was Alex Acosted by the news of this latest bout of Epstein-Barr Syndrome.

by lexicali slim July 8, 2019

Double Barrel

The act of tying off one of your balls before cumming, then when they least expect, it releasing the tie and hitting them with your second load.

After fucking my girl she thought I was done but then I hit her with my double barrel shot.

by DadBod69420 August 30, 2020

Fuck barrel

Borne out of early trans-Atlantic, all-male nautical voyages wherein a lottery system existed for each sailor to spend 'time in the FUCK barrel' in order to provide sexual release for crew members; the rectum placed against the bung hole for easy access.

Well, it's 6 am. Time for my rotation in the FUCK barrel. Too bad everyone's asleep. NOT!

by YAWA October 28, 2022