Awkward Jellyfish 

In an awkward situation, ball one hand into a fist, and hold in on top of the other, which will wiggle its fingers. This is an awkward jellyfish.

Someone asks the teacher, "when's the baby due," and they're not pregnant, it's time for an awkward jellyfish.

Awkward Jellyfish by Teh Queeble Cumbley Doodle Dea October 26, 2008

awkward turtle 

When a man and a woman are having anal sex and the man pulls out and as he does this the woman crowns a poo but manages to catch it before it goes on to the bed ( making it look like the turtle has stuck his head seen its awkward and then went back inside its shell)

*John pulls out*

*Sarah crowns poo*

sarah: ooo i think i just awkward turtled

John: oooo you didnt want that

awkward turtle by JAY D17 May 21, 2011

awkward turtle 

1. a phrase accompanied with a hand motion (one hand is placed on top if another palms down and thumbs out) to illustrate an awkward moment
2. turtles having sex

I was sitting in my room talking to Mike one night and I look over to find that my baby turtles are having sex. AWKWARD TURTLE!!

awkward turtle by Kelly Mariee August 19, 2008

awkward wet suit 

level 4 of the "Levels of Awkward". originally an alternate for level 3's "awkward snowsuit" for people who lived in California, and had never worn a snow suit. awkward wet suit was upgraded to its' own level when it was realized that wet suits are awkward in a completey different, and greater way then snow suits.

person 1: one time at I-Hop...this girl peed on herself, in the booth, right next to me. and by that i do not mean, in the booth next to me...i meant DIRECTLY next to me, on the SAME BENCH...and she was 23!!
person 2: that's SO awkward wet suit! and...i was probably more like 22...

awkward wet suit by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007

Awkward beaver 

When you're in an awkward moment, place 2 fingers over your front two teeth in beaver like fashion. You have averted another awkward situation by creating the AWKWARD BEAVER!

Cousin of the awkward turtle

4 coworkers in kitchen at work:
co-worker 1: What are you putting in those eggs?
co-worker 2: a little salt, a little pepper, maybe some garlic powder.
co-worker 3: In America do people call female genitalia a beaver?
co-workers 1 and 2: **AWKWARD Beaver** um.. maybe I guess

co-worker 4 (CEO): (leaves)

Awkward beaver by oulo July 18, 2007

awkward potato 

An overused phrased that used to be funny; and even that is stretching it. Mainly used among "Teens" ranging from 10-16 or so.

Person 1- Wow I'm such an awkward potato! LOL
Person 2- Please, that saying got old very fast. If you could kindly find a different phrase and overuse it.
Person 1- Okay! I'll tell everyone about The Fox!
Person 2- *Grunts and gives up*

awkward potato by Underuse October 5, 2013

Awkward Turtle 

it is a hand motion by putting one hand on top of the other and moving your thumb in a circling motion. used during awkward situations.

Chris and Tina are on a date. Luke walks up.
Luke:"Did you hit that last night?" and points at Tina.
Awkward silence
Tina:"Awkward Turtle!" and does the motion.

Awkward Turtle by pourky September 26, 2009