An award given to someone who is acting particularly stupid or being a douche.(Spoof of the Academy Awards)
by JMR23 May 16, 2008
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by lovetocox May 13, 2011
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It's almost time for dinner, what are you thinking?
Dinner? Bitch, it's only 2 P.M., your statial awareness is all fucked up.
Dinner? Bitch, it's only 2 P.M., your statial awareness is all fucked up.
by Dracor July 25, 2011
Get the Statial Awareness mug.the rule where by which if alot of people are sleeping in one room and you wake up and people are having a conversation you shouldnt be hearing u announce ur awake-ness
sally: and then greg heard everything and told jack, i cant believe him
alison: i cant believe it, what about the awake rule!?
alison: i cant believe it, what about the awake rule!?
by gerald727272 October 28, 2006
Get the awake rule mug.Verb: Sexual activity involving feces, similar to the Cleveland Steamer
-Find a victim that has passed out with their shoes on. Be sure to bring plenty of Seran Wrap.
-Form two piles of feces on your victims chest, one over each pectoral area.
-Cross your victims arms over their chest, placing their hands directly over the feces, forming a Bowl.
-Proceed to cover the victim from their waist, and upwards, with Seran Wrap, enveloping their elbows and restraining upper-body movement in general.
-Form a Cone with the Seran Wrap, channeling all airflow from the chest (including fumes emanating from the shit) across the nostrils and directly over the face.
End result will look similar to a cross between a mummy and a dog wearing a cone to stop him from biting himself.
-Find a victim that has passed out with their shoes on. Be sure to bring plenty of Seran Wrap.
-Form two piles of feces on your victims chest, one over each pectoral area.
-Cross your victims arms over their chest, placing their hands directly over the feces, forming a Bowl.
-Proceed to cover the victim from their waist, and upwards, with Seran Wrap, enveloping their elbows and restraining upper-body movement in general.
-Form a Cone with the Seran Wrap, channeling all airflow from the chest (including fumes emanating from the shit) across the nostrils and directly over the face.
End result will look similar to a cross between a mummy and a dog wearing a cone to stop him from biting himself.
"Homie passed out with his shoes on, yo! I'ma make sure when he gets up tomorrow, he has a Crude Awakening!"
by qyj0L April 12, 2010
Get the Crude Awakening mug.The Sandy Vag Trophy is given to your buddy/buddies who are acting like little bitches. They are the ones who refuse to drink as much as you or come up with excuses not to drink or have a good time with you and the rest of your pals. Tell them to get the sand out of their pussies and give them the S.V.T.!!!
Dude, you definitely get the S.V.T. Award or Sandy Vagina Trophy (more commonly referred to the SVT) for last night! you barely drank any and you passed out 5 hours before everybody else, you little bitch! Next time power wash the sand from your vag and be a man!
by Eazy-E 47 XLVII February 8, 2010
Get the S.V.T. Award or Sandy Vagina Trophy mug.1. The most god-awful tasting drink ever invented, yet the sorrostitutes drink it up like it's going out of style.
Damn girl, didn't you notice the bartender rollong his eyes when you ordered 5 amaretto sours for you and the rest of the sluts?
by Dobie March 19, 2005
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