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Aunt Jamima

When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her chest. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her chest and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has an apron like Aunt Jamima. Just the opposite of a Superman.
Yo man, my girl flat passed out on me last night so I gave that hoe da Aunt Jamima...now the beach can use that apron to make my ass breakfast.
by Johnny_B January 12, 2008
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Auntie meme

an Auntie meme (or aunt meme for short) is a meme that looks as if it could've been shared by your Auntie (hence the name).
it's like a dad joke but with more Minions
person 1: look at this meme that I just found
person 2: bro, that's an auntie meme
by gingerwithasoul_ February 10, 2018
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AntSoIgnorant

A White/Brazilian rapper otherwise known as “Ant” that is probably 5’6 that is looking to make a career from rapping. The only reason he has a tiny bit of clout is because a 10 year old sensation named “Lil Blurry” is getting him so much views. The man is supposedly your girls favorite bug though, so watch the fuck out. He might just pull up and take your bitch.
Guy One: “Damn, AntSoIgnorant / Ant really just stole my bitch.”
Guy Two: “Well you know what they say, he is your girls favorite bug.”
by MattRyan808 December 14, 2018
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ur aunty haunty

The absolute thing you could say to someone, it is worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, and your grandpap a trap. It causes the receiver of the curse to instantly die.
Guy 1: ur gay
Guy 2: ur mom gay lol
Guy 1: ur dad lesbian
Guy 2: ur granny tranny
Guy 1: ur grandpap a trap
Guy 2: ur aunty haunty
Guy 1: *dies instantly*
by nauroodle March 15, 2018
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speaking of red ants

A conversational segway; A way of changing the subject to something completely unrelated, while conceding that you know you are doing so.
That movie was so awesome!

Oh definitely. So, speaking of red ants, can you teach me how to do the electric slide?
by 8six75309 August 29, 2010
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Aunt Flo & Uncle Red

The people that VISIT while I am on the rag.
Damn girl, I can't give it up tonight, Aunt Flo and Uncle Red are in town.
by Skillett March 30, 2004
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Aunt Diane

An insult to an aunt who has sex with her neice or nephew. Originating from the pornographic series Taboo where the main character Jimmer in a spur of the moment has sex with his Aunt Diane
*Aunt Dianes friend gets off of Jimmy*
Friend: Come on Diane you'd love it
Jimmy: Yeah Aunt Diane I've always wanted to
Diane: You have? Well *takes of dress* better keep it in the family
by Taveon May 1, 2009
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