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surprise attack

a sexual maneuver; while having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, when she turns around to see what just happened, ejaculate in her eye
Man, I put the surprise attack on that bitch last night!
by Mike Honcho May 7, 2007
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Kike attack

when a jew rages hard, they go on a rampage attacking everything in their greedy kike sight. when a heeb is not raging, you can often provoke this rage by yelling "KIKE ATTACK".
"wow did you see that heeb barry goldstien the other day?"

"yeah he barely stubbed his toe and he went on a fucking kike attack"

"your tellin me, he even stole all the money i had in my change cup."
by sealfan6969 February 4, 2009
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1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

An electronic scale to define how good looking a female is. It is very offensive, so please don't use it unless your targeted female allows you to (wife, girlfriend, sister, cousin, friend, etc.). No decimals, only 10 numbers, 1-10. To check how good looking your targeted female is, place the scale on her body (anywhere) and wait for results. I recommend the latest models such as the Apple iDetectBeauty or the Microsoft Feminine 2 for the best accuracy. Works best as 100% battery. 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),s detect every part of a woman's body, the proportion of it, and how delectable it is, including the "sexual parts," face, eyes, hair, legs, arms, nose, lips, stomach, etc. Only more expensive models detect clothes. "1-10 Female attractiveness scale" is the traditional, non-electronic way, while "1-10 Female attractiveness scale)," is what I am defining right now.
1-10 Female attractiveness scale),
0: ERROR...Male
1: Disgusting
2: Hideous
3: Ugly
4: Unattractive
5: Plain
6: Presentable
7: Pretty
8: Attractive
9: Beautiful
10: Gorgeous
11: ERROR...Perfect

"Hot" and "Sexy" are 8.5s, while "Cute" is a 6.5, but as I said: no decimals.
by lilzor November 27, 2016
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Brutal Attack

A british Rock Against Communism/White Power band, named originally "Dead Paki in the Gutter". Led by Ken McLellan for over 20 years now.
Damn I missed Brutal Attack's gig last weekend.
by 1488 May 27, 2005
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Attracting Lesbian Vampires

A girl is attracting lesbian vampires while she is on her period. The blood being for the vampires and of course the pussy for the lesbians.
God damn, my girlfriends totally attracting lesbian vampires.
by pdxpunk July 4, 2010
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goob attack

having a confusing moment for no apparent reason, fuckin up repeatedly.
by michael Woodburn November 6, 2006
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Shaq Attack

Description of Shaquille O'Neal's style of basketball play.
That's why I pack a mac, that'll crack 'em back/Cos on my waist there's more Heat than the Shaq Attack
by JBizzle May 13, 2005
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