Jew Breakfast

When you go into a hotel and pretend that your a guest in order to gain entry to the free continent breakfast, usually stretching as you walk by the front desk indicating that you possibly just woke up.
Lets stop at that Holiday Inn and have ourselves a Jew Breakfast I hear the continental breakfast is awesome but you have to look like you just got up.
by Juls309 March 18, 2015
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Jew Mongler

Someone who acts like a Jewish person, but in fact isn't Jewish.
A man or woman who is as greedy as like a Jewish person.
Ex1. Oliver refuses to donate his own money for the Haiti Relief.

"Oliver, stop being such a Jew Mongler!"

Ex2. Jason shops at Walmart to save himself time and money. Jason is in fact, a Jew Mongler.

Ex3. Chase and Horace are sharing a book to study from. Chase pulls the book closer to him so HE can read it better. Chase is in the act of being a Jew Mongler
by PolishJew February 01, 2010
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Golden Jew

A person who has a knack for making money, and then saving/hoarding the money untill the day he/she dies, when the money will be burried along with the corpse.
Ace Rothstein (Casino), the exemplary golden jew.
by Joshua Goldstein September 03, 2005
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Poo Jew

Indian migrants who invariably act like Jews, claiming persecution/racism, being underhanded and not worthy of trust, claiming superiority simply because they're Indian and ripping off the locals.
Imran the taxi driver from Bombay who won't take a fare unless it is at least a 10km drive is a Poo Jew.

Fucking Melbourne and Sydney are full of these stinking Poo Jew parasitic blow-ins.
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Jew-ish

Someone who is partially, but not completely Jewish. They are Jew-ish. Kinda like a Jew, but not quite.
"Marisa makes matzo ball soup but doesn't ever go to temple, she's so Jew-ish!"
by Phineas October 28, 2004
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jew jacked

One who gets taken advantge or ripped off severly. Usually associated with money.
That coke machine ate my dollar bill "i've just been jew jacked"
by Mac and Bernie April 13, 2005
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jew rig

Rather than replace the defective part, joe Jew Rigged his car.
by G-Root July 27, 2006
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