Alpha Douche

The leader of an entourage of douches who is loyally followed despite his incompetent acts of incompetence.

Matt is the Alpha Douche of Caleb, Kyle and Chris

by llooop August 10, 2008

alpha thot

the most thotty girl you know. king thotomous. not queen thotianna. not thotty pippen. thot jordan.

Guy 1: "who's that girl?"
Guy 2: "thats the alpha thot. ALL she does out here is think"

by the rook July 7, 2014

Alphabet

The 26-letter thing in an everyday book. If you don't know it, you are either not smart, a foreigner or a little kid that shouldn't be here. If you can't read this, please learn the alphabet.

Person: "Man, learn the alphabet."
Other person: "But I don't know how!"

by SunobinWhisper December 2, 2018

alpha raccoon

an alpha raccoon is what you get when you survive a raccoon attack you get like 10 sec before he gose ape shit on u and ur house

holy shit its an alpha raccoon get the mega phone

by fitz1234 January 3, 2019

Alpha Male

A cocky, obnoxious dude who is insecure and deals with people by putting them down. He is small so he acts big. Often these flaws come from his immaturity and low social status. They have no real power so they feel the need to exude jock male attributes to put themselves over.

I hate how John Doe treats people, he's such an alpha male.

by lff-2000 March 25, 2022

Bravo Alpha

Bad-Ass as pertaining to aviation or the military. Bravo, the NATO phoenetic alphabet letter for B, and Alpha, the phoenetic for A.

B.A. = Badass

"That barrel roll was very bravo alpha!"

B. A. Baracus is totally Bravo Alpha.

by Doug the rabid goldfish November 27, 2010

Lambda Chi Alpha

The fraternity for party going, pussy grinding total chads. Brothers of this fraternity are the best of the best. Also the only frat to drop a nuke.

Jessica: You’re dating a Lambda Chi Alpha? Luckiest girl in the world!

by A regretful Pike December 19, 2021