SPOTTED APE

IE MISSING LINK

the missing connection between all other spotted animals and ape human ancestry

Man, if I could have seen some spotted apes nigga, and then some spotted peoples, I wouldn't have thought that civilization was only five hundred years old and that human beings were engineered by a foreign civilization

by CoaltownBrown December 18, 2021

Aj the ape

Sexy ass mf named AJ Jardine

AJ the ape loves to swing his meat in my throat

by Aj the ape January 14, 2021

Viscous Ape

When you black out on say alcohol or said substance, and you do things you can't remember the next day and your friends tell you all about it.

"Man, look at bob. He threw chairs all over the stadium and stomped on my beef franks, Bob's a Viscous Ape man!"

by The Dark Abyss July 8, 2015

Schrödingers Ape

Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.

All their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödingers Ape paradox.

by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021

True AP

True ap is the safe and pg 14 alternative to the term: True af (true as f**k) Safe and friendly for the whole family :)

Camilla: Toronto was so fun
Rachel, Layla, and Erika: True AP!

by rango emma February 22, 2022

Cliff Ape

A Slur used in south eastern Ohio to describe someone from West Virginia. Typically used to describe ignorance or redneck behavior.

She’s your cousin you damn cliff ape.

by Ranch Dubouis November 12, 2018

Ape Slayer

it a monkey that can spray an ak in rust

The ape slayer beemed the rust scrubs

by KoreanBeemer March 11, 2021