alabama firefly

When you flick your still lit cigarette butt at someone after asking them if they've ever seen an Alabama firefly.

Charlie asked for an Alabama firefly, so I showed him.

by DW'sGirl December 21, 2013

Alabama Centipede

When there or more people go ass to mouth and at least two of them are related.

Dago was the head of the Alabama Centipede. Behind him the wife and daughter of his employer.

by Mulligan December 4, 2018

Alabama Popemobile

The act of having anal or vaginal sex with a man that is operating a motor vehicle at highway speeds wherein the passenger straddles the driver reverse-cowgirl style so that they have to put their hands on the ceiling to steady themselves and, in doing so, look like a waving pope. This is all done while listening to Classic Southern Rock, preferably Lynrd Skynryd.

"I was on a long road trip with my girlfriend and she got really horny so I set the cruise control on a long stretch of highway and gave here the Alabama Popemobile.

by DickweedMcGgee October 6, 2017

Alabama Snickers

Johnny Rebel's favorite candy bar

I don't drink, I don't cuss, I wanna refreshing Alabama Snickers bar

by stardatara February 10, 2023

Alabama Tinder

Another name for 23andme and other DNA testing services.

Jack: "Yo, mate, my DNA results are in!"
John: "That's wicked, man! Time to see how many matches you get on Alabama Tinder!"

by HerebyNever November 20, 2019

Alabama buttlicker

A group of extremely not normal humanoids that is a sweet Combination of witch craft, hot and chill pants, herbal essences, and a dash of psychotic awesomeness.

That group of Alabama buttlickers is out of their element

by CraziiTracy August 19, 2022

Alabama goodbye

Departing due to serious drug addiction; the southern drug aficionado version of the Irish Goodbye

Ole Justin gave us the Alabama Goodbye after 36 months of prescription drug abuse

by SnakeyDawgz January 11, 2022