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African't

black guy who has a long horse-like penis but can't do anything useful or contribute anything to society.
white people often try to emulate them.
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
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African Americano

An Americano is a style of coffee. A shot of espresso combined with hot water.

If you take it black, then you're having an African Americano.
To the barrista - "May I have an Americano please?"

"Do you take it with milk sir?"

"Nothing thanks. Just make it an African Americano please."
by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009
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African Shower

The act of ejaculating onto your hand letting the jizz drip through the cracks between your fingers, letting it drip onto the girls face.
Janet: Hey did you take a shower today?

Heather: No but my boyfriend gave me an african shower last night.
by King Jizzmonster August 14, 2009
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African Totem Pole

When multiple homosexual Negro males lie face up,and insert the penis below them into his asshole.Originated from San Francisco,where these towers are known to be stories high.The top male,known as the "Eagle Scout" is rewarded with a nice M-town Shit Tits for his bravery.The bottom male,known as the "boot",is rewared with a empty liquor bottle,filled with prime San Franciscan Teenage Buttcum.These activities are characterized by multiple hospitalizations due to chronic Pink Sock.No lubrication is used.
Stephen loves to be invited to a nice African Totem Pole,last time Stephen went he had a Pink Sock so bad he couldnt shit his Taco Bell right for weeks
by Easter Eggs July 17, 2007
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South African Tortilla

Basically when a white girl gets gang banged by a bunch of black dudes so hard that afterwards her pussy looks like a pretty fucked up tortilla
Damn I heard that Jennifer got herself a South African Tortilla after she came back from the black expo.
by teravin101 October 9, 2010
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African Footlick

A man anals a woman but facing her feet. She lays on her stomach and he lays down on top and anals her. Meanwhile they lick each others feet.
Steve: Me and Susie did a African Footlick yesterday.

Jim: Did her feet taste okay?

Steve: No, I'm taking her to the spa to get them cleaned.
by coolcat691 April 4, 2009
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aircraft carriers

Unusually large feet; usually of size 13 or up for men.
Of course they don't have shoes in your size. You've got aircraft carriers at the ends of your legs.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006
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