after-virgin

a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.

Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!

by Roberta Paulsen August 10, 2016

Adterboob

A young kiddo with idiotic tendencies

Person: Joyce can be such an adterboob sometimes. The other day, she freaked out and fainted after seeing a spider!

by Lemao June 19, 2016

Afterblast

Toward the end of your weed high when you but a big fat hognut of grizzly or Copenhagen and feel the wonders of nicotine while high

I just smoked and threw in the fattest hognut of copenhagen dude..... this shit is afterblast

by k00nt0wn June 1, 2016

after baked

Waking up after a strong smoke sesh, still baked.

"I'm so after baked right now..."
"I know you were baking on high all night"

by medicine.witch October 26, 2016

After-Ass

When you eat or drink something that tastes good at first but then tastes like ass right after.

Ex 1.

Moiz: "This juice is good at first but then shitty afterwards .

Zach: "Dude, you've got a serious case of after-ass."

Ex 2.

"I ate this chick's ass and at the time it tasted good, but then I started tasting that after-ass when I was done"

by Ice Hitted Onyu April 17, 2017

Aftercorn

The act of dipping a nearly eaten corn cob in ketchup then eating sed ketchup to ingest all of the remaining corn residue.

Tbone enjoys a good Aftercorn now and again.

by Dr. Hambone June 19, 2017

After-wobble

The movement in a person's body that continues after they stop dancing. Usually associated with people of excess weight.

"When Freddie finished his signature dance move, the after-wobble in his ample belly reminded his partner of an old waterbed."

by Squintoon August 4, 2017